Suggestive Professions

Doctors — “Take off your clothes.”
Dentist — “Open wide.”
Hairdressers — “Do you want it teased or blown?”
Milkmen — “Do you want it in front or in back?”
Interior decorators — “Once you have it all in, you’ll love it.”
Bankers — “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”
Police officers — “Spread ’em.”
Mailmen — “I’ve got a package for you.”
Pilots — “I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady.”
Hunters — “I love going deep in the bush.”